4/01/2009

THIS IS NOT TO MY LIKING AT ALL. NOPE!! NOT THE LEAST BIT!!

i see the man getting into the tub daily,
splashing himself with water.
curious thing, if you ask me.
me,
i just lick myself,
& i'm fine.
but him,
he's got to lather himself up with some bar,
& then rince himself,
& then,
dry himself off with some cloth.
a lot of trouble for nothing,
i say.
maybe i should show him how it's done.
but still,
as i was curious about the whole process,
i decided to climb on the edge of the bathtub.
innocently enough,
i looked around
& one false step,
& plouk!!!
there i was,
sharing the man's bath for the first [& last] time!!
yuk!!
it was way too hot,
& i felt like a pile of wet socks,
my fur all soggy.
i'm never doing that again,
that's for sure!!
i just don't understand humans
& why they would inflict something like this
upon themselves.
we cats know better!!

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