I DON'T GET IT!!

i did what he did,

meaning i took my bath this morning,

(my 4th this month),

& how come

the man gets to leave home,

& i'm still stuck here?

what's so special about him?

is it a sexist thing,

because i'm a female???

is it a "human" thing?

humans can go whenever they want,

but pets are left behind?

all i can say so far is that,

i think the man is getting jaded with my baths.

he didn't even take a picture this morning.

is it that he's no longer impressed?

or maybe he was in too much of a rush

to be bothered with this...

he did leave quickly after that.

next time,

i'll also put on some perfume,

like he does.

maybe that'll earn me some credit,

& get me out the door,

won't it?!?